Home is Where

Edsel, New Jersey

Yogi & Boo Boo's house. A paper is taped onto the front door. It reads (in billboard print): WEY, THE DOORKNOB IS BROKEN. GO AROUND AND USE THE BACK DOOR.

Weyland's car pulls up in front. Wey gets out, slings his concierge blazer over a shoulder and walks up to the house.

The doorknob spins in his hand. Wey frowns and rattles the door. Nothing.

Weyland: Hey! (He pounds on the door.) C'mon, this ain't funny! Lemme in!

The little old ladies next door peer out their window to watch Wey. The shorter one looks at the other and makes circular motion around her ear with a finger.

Weyland: Booo Boo! Open up.....!

author: Weyland Smith